T-SHIRTS I WOULD BUY IF I HAD MORE SUFFICIENT FUNDS

 

I Met A Genius

I met a genius on the train

today

about 6 years old,

he sat beside me

and as the train 

ran down along the coast

we came to the ocean

and then he looked at me

and said,

it's not pretty.

 

-Charles Bukowski

http://tu.tv/videos/how-to-kiss-bill-plympton

it's a bit out of order.  but this guy makes hilarious (albeit sometimes inappropre-prope) animation.  and we have the same last name.  

cyber-high-five, billy.

why don't you just shut your big YAPPER?

haven't you ever had those moments?

when you're in mixed company.

and someone starts talking.  

and you just stare at them and wonder.   

you watch their mouth talk.

and talk.

and talk.

you turn it over

and over in your head, searching for any possible explanation.  

but finally you give up.  

because you have no idea.

no idea how they don't realize how everything coming out of their mouth is probably the most awkward thing they could be saying at the given moment.  

and that their laugh is way too loud. 

and that they are making everyone in the room feel quite uncomfortable.  

and that they are full of complete crrrrrrrap.

(let the record show that "crap" is a strong 

word when describing people's thoughts.  

too strong, really.

but it fulfilled my requirement of mentioning 

crap in at least 68% of my posts)

i don't have these moments that often.

but somehow i always forget that people like this exist in between my run-ins with them.  

making it all that much more startling when i meet another one.

and watch them wreak social carnage.

but it's cool.

the world would be so boring without the strange ones.

and it's usually entertaining.

like two days later.

in retrospect.

besides...i'm sure i've been in groups where I'M that person.

everyone's been it at least once.

and the best part is, we probably not aware of it at the time!!!

how's that for some delicious paranoia?

you know when girls wear sleeveless 

shirts and they like put their hand 

on their hip and then you can see 

that gross wet crease in their armpit?

click here for gruesome example

what's that called?  

a pit wrinkle?  

a bunch of chunk?

anyway.  i detest that.

actually, armpits are all around pretty gross.  

what a weird place to shave hair from. 

then again, what a weird place to NOT shave hair from.