urbandic is ridic.

urbandictionary.com is hilarious,

albeit often inappropriate. but what great things aren't thus?

i was looking up some stuff tonight and ended up typing my name.

holy awesomeness ensued:

	claire approach	7 up, 7 down
	buy claire approach mugs, tshirts and magnets The Claire Approach is a superb new academic method being exercised by children across the globe. Originating in the east side of MilwaukeeGhettoAss Wisconsin by a young struggling teen of fifteen years of age. Ckat exerted her incredible knack for doing absolutely nothing. Noticing that this approach made life one HELL of a lot easier Ckat continued to use this approach for just about everything. Tests, homework, and just life in general. Because remember kids, "the harder you try the less you succeed." Mcrab: "Freaking grease***** assigned this HUGE paper on the freaking transendentalists!!!!" Ckat: "No worries, just use the CLAIRE APPROACH." Mcrab: "NICE!"

	claire bear	76 up, 11 down
	buy claire bear mugs, tshirts and magnets a type of bear found only in ireland, some say it is the soundest,best looking, nicest bear ever to exist i want to catch the claire bear because i really like it.

	Claire dance	5 up, 1 down
	buy claire dance mugs, tshirts and magnets A wonderful dance in which a cute girl smiles her lovely smile moves her head from side to side while pointing her two index finger beside her face, in unison with her head motions. She was adorable looking becuase she did the claire dance

	Claire	634 up, 96 down
	buy claire mugs, tshirts and magnets Beautiful and perfect in every way. Wow, she looks like a Claire...A+

and my favorite:

	claire spaz	2 up, 24 down
	buy claire spaz mugs, tshirts and magnets the claire spaz consists of a girl fainting at sight of blood from diabetic boy, cosequently getting her head stuck under the cabinet of the black board in her classroom she then continuously shakes and spazms, frequently pukes and makes a noise resembling...brraaaa, brphmmmm, brrrrruuuuuup etc she finally breaks free and is directed to the bathroom leaving a trail of puke splodges on the way....which are later covered up with sawdust. NICE girl: pah! ewww that girl is having a claire spaz. boy: i thought she got shot through the window. boy 2: i thought she was pregnant and fainted. teacher: everyone go to the cloakroom.

i want this.

the following is an excerpt from a conversation held in a car driving on I-40 at approximately 4:47 pm on 12.20.09:

clarenceptown: ...i just want to date an art student.

stevenjplimpton: i really think you should consider the financial stability that can come from dating an engineer.

clarenceptown: really? are you really saying this?

stevenjplimpton: listen---

the most important thing to me is your happiness.

the second most important thing is i don't ever want you to borrow money from me.

assignment: color.

assignment: light.

this makes it 3 posts in a row that are youtube videos.

suffice it to say, i think it's obvious how i've been spending my time lately.

one time my friend matt clicked on a youtube video that said

"bigfoot caught on tape! amazing footage!"

and this is what he saw:

words fail me.

it was so

so

so

so

so

so

stupid.

i have never laughed harder in my entire life.