Clarence Speaks

12.06.2009

light assignment.





12.05.2009


this makes it 3 posts in a row that are youtube videos.
suffice it to say, i think it's obvious how i've been spending my time lately.





12.02.2009


one time my friend matt clicked on a youtube video that said

"bigfoot caught on tape! amazing footage!"

and this is what he saw:


words fail me.
it was so
so
so
so
so
so
stupid.

i have never laughed harder in my entire life.



11.29.2009

what i learned from a sunday afternoon of youtube


michael jackson sang that abc song i learned from a burger king commercial. so i always just thought it was a stupid burger king song



sometimes he makes people faint a lot


that part in monsters inc where they do the musical at the end, they're doing a satire of a michael jackson song



the carpenters believed in extra terrestrials



donny osmond went to byu
and knew michael jackson



boyzone sounds like the next frozen yogurt place in provo


hanson is still producing music. who knew?


clarissa explains it all is DUMB



also, there's a whole song named "claire"
my first thought: aw. that'd be cool if a boy sang this to me someday
then i realized it's a song about his daughter
dream shattered




11.23.2009

it's really too bad i don't have a boyfriend.
because today i shaved my legs and they were painfully nice to touch.



11.20.2009


today i went to

and my burger had oh so much lettuce in it.
at first i felt very much perturbed, until i realized...
i finally found a hamburger with enough lettuce to support my shoe fetish.


11.17.2009

i want to say the following:

music is the best thing ever.
today i was walking home
and i felt gross
and awful.

and then i listened to grace kelly by mika.
and all of a sudden
i was strutting
and felt like
the coolest shiz
in the world.