i obviously can't cite any specific examples of people i know or else this blog would just be rude.
-er than it already is.
but you know what i'm talking about. you see a person in public and start to dig their chili, and then they glance over and smile or start talking to someone they know, and display their chompers. if their teeth are straight and their gums don't show too much, you can go take a bite of that chili. but sometimes they're not straight or they're way too big or way too small and you can see 2 inches of gum and your insides start to twist and you run away.
on the flip side, sometimes you see someone who's average-looking, and then they flash those pearly whites that obviously got some serious loving from an orthodontist because they are perfectly spaced and arranged and gleam in the moonlight. and then you'll do anything to make that person smile. and fall in love and reproduce and try to preserve that good bone structure for generations.
i once asked a friend what the most important body parts of a girl were to him, and he immediately said "butt, legs, feet, face." but i submit that it's just "teeth, teeth, teeth, everything else."