6.10.2010

where have you been?

dear couple that canoodles in plain sight of my living room window,

i haven't seen you in forever.  it's been at least a week since i've looked out my window and across to your kitchen window and seen the two of you locked in one of your passionate embraces.  now you just keep your blinds closed all day.  what, is it because you got tired of seeing me and my roommates all gesticulating at you and critiquing your form and talking about how strange it was that you started making out backwards while you were doing the dishes?  if you'd prefer, we could try to stop pointing.  we'll just sit still in silence and watch, creepily.  please please please consider letting us back into your life.  because the truth is...

we don't have a tv.

2 comments:

Cassandra said...

Spying on neighbors is better than tv any day. Unless maybe they are just spying on you back...

sydney-mitch said...

hahahahahahahaha. oh i'm dying.