oh. my. lanta.
every once in a while i see an oldies
music video that makes me think
"how on earth did they not realize how stupid this looks?!?"
i'm used to it. the bad clothes, the even worse hair,
and the lead singer looking angry and
stomping one foot in time with the music.
but this one takes the fa-reaking cake.
i guarantee you, if you watch it in its entirety,
it will blow your mind. it has ninjas, swimmers,
glowing eyes, doves, and schoolboys with wings.
and a backstory that i think has something to do with being a pedophile.
how can you resist??????