February 27, 2009

Ode to the Librizzle

Today I finally loved the HBLL fully. It is such a wonderful place.


Except for when I'm doing homework there.


But at all other times, it's magnificent. I see people I know, I chat on facebook, and sometimes I am blessed with the opportunity to witness strange social happenings. For example, today I sat down at a computer in the LRC. Two minutes later, a guy
walked in sporting the Fresh Prince of Bel-air hair.
He looked EXACTLY like him. And then a guy with a lumberjack shirt and a super-stringy, nasty blonde mustache sat down next to him. I sat back and marveled at their juxtaposition. It was the backwoods meeting the inner-city. It should have been photographed.

The library is also the best place to overhear strange bits of conversation. Or gawk at nasty couples who only came there to cuddle, not study; you know, when the girl is sitting in the guy's lap and stroking his hair while they stare into each other's eyes. It's also a good place to find people watching funny videos, like a few moments ago when I glanced at the girl's screen next to mine and saw she was watching a video that at one point flashed these words on the screen:
"...i know i'm a sex kitten in the morning."

Riiiiiiight. Still, what with that, the lumberjack, and
will smith, I almost exploded from pure randomness.

Ooooh! I almost forgot. Two more things:
1: My friend Rosanne worked there and made shirts that say "What in the HBLL are you doing?" Paha. Clever, veiled profanity.
2: When you say "No-Shhhhh Zone," it totally also sounds like cursing. Isn't this the biggest oversight at BYU? How did any prophet ever approve the naming of that? And what if a
general authority were to visit now, and for some reason they had a reception for him there, could they really announce "After the devotional, if you'd like to meet President Eyring, please meet in the NO-S*** ZONE?!?"

Someone's gotta tell somebody.


final p.s.
the library makes itself really hard to steal from


5 comments:

Rachel said...

Claire, your blog is my favorite.

Anonymous said...

Haha that post was awesome. These are the things you just never fully appreciate while you are here. I want to see one of those shirts!!!

Rosanne said...

The next one is scheduled to be designed.....eventually. Also, I wanted to note that if we were going anywhere but a BYU, those random occurrences would happen every day.

Aaron Ludwig said...

yeah, I've realized the awkwardness of pronouncing the area in which I work.... which is why we try to say "shush" so we don't sound like an edited rap song.

Meg Duffy said...

i love jake. what a cutie.
this post was great... but seriously don't change the no-shh zone name. i like it. its perfect.