on everyone being entitled to their opinion:
“but some opinions are absolutely retarded.”
“my husband paid $100 thousand for my companionship.”
on unattractive protagonists:
“can’t our heroes have pooches?"
“we’re the best. we’re number one. everyone else is 2 or lower.”
after a car explodes in 'touch of evil':
“that’s what happens when charlton heston kisses you.”
in the middle of lecture:
“oh, did i tell you? a woman vomited at one of my kid’s concerts the other day.”
on his TA john forbyn:
“if you’re in john’s lab, pants and beat him after class.”
“the prostitute that just sits downstairs and sings to the guys...that’s the part i always play in the movies.”
on dana carvey:
“oh dana, you fool...i think i like boys now.”
“she was really busty. and kind of tacky busty.”
on crying on command:
“you just say ‘i want tears’ and tears come out. i don’t know how they do that. i think they’re in league with the devil.”
“i’m going to go spay and neuter all my pets just to bring bob barker back.”
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"We're the best. Everyone else is 2 or lower." I thought that was an Aleisha thing, but maybe she and Tom Russell are secretly the same person. Also, I took his class and I LOVED it. Good call.
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