today i went to

and my burger had oh so much lettuce in it.
at first i felt very much perturbed, until i realized...
i finally found a hamburger with enough lettuce to support my shoe fetish.


Rachel said...

Your blog killlls me. SO funny!

megalicious said...

I thought I was the only person who quoted Fergie songs throughout the course of regular conversation. Yes! Bravo Clarence. And take your broke ass home! I am such a loser.